Always classy, never trashy & a little sassy ;101 on girls you should steer clear off when it comes to a relationship

Little Miss Perfect:

She's that girl who wants to appear in people's minds when they think of the word perfect. Never will she appear in public eye with a strand of hair out of place or a spot of dirt on her chiffon dress. Taking her out on a date will mean, be prepared to wait as long as necessary for her to get ready. Worst case scenario, she ends up making sure you or the places you both go to are perfect. Constantly fixing your hair and tucking in your shirt or calling a million times to check on dinner reservations. How long can you last in her 'perfect' world?

Dumb blonde:

Definition: Essentially blonde with the addition of "dumb" for clarification. Although in certain situations, she does not necessarily have to be blonde to be dumb. No offence, but there are quite a number of dim-witted of raven-haired and brunettes out there. She may be beautiful with a hot body, the conversations aren't exactly "stimulating." If you're dying to tell your girlfriend to just "smile and nod" every time she attempts to open her mouth, you're probably dating a Dumb Blonde.Usually most guys welcome the opportunity to have a fling with a dumb blonde since they don't have to go to great lengths to come up with interesting topics of conversation. But when it comes to a serious relationship, you'll definitely lose interest faster than she can say "What does 'dense' mean?" Also, according to a certain someone, dumb blondes think they have a certain time/ mood to be more intelligent than usual. Not sure how true that is though. *smirks*

The Overly-Attached:

She's that girl that will insist that you spend every waking moment with her, refusing to let you go out with the boys or spend any significant amount of time with anyone else. If you suggest that she should hook up with her girlfriends while you go watch the game with your friends, you will probably be faced with a two-hour argument during which she'll ask you if you still love her about a thousand times. This is a sign of her overstepping her boundaries. It’s sweet that she wants alone time with you all the time, (which usually only last through the honey-moon phase), but if she never wants to go to parties or just hang with friends throughout your whole relationship, I think its time to slowly and firmly detach yourself from her. C'mon, are you dating a woman or a leech?  Unless, of course, you're also needy, in which case this might be the type of woman that's right for you.

The Gold Digger:

She can be seen coming from miles away. She compliments you on your expensive watch, and asks you what kind of car you drive, what you do for a living, where you live, and so on. Since the Gold Digger is basically looking for a sugar daddy, she'll size you up within the first five minutes and drop you just as quickly if your cash flow doesn't meet her standards. Would you really date someone who might give you a blank look or turn her nose up at a gift when you give her something sentimental that doesn't cost much but reminds you of a special time together? Yeah, I thought so. So regardless of your financial situation, you should run the other way.  

Spotlight Seeker:

She may have lots of personalities but these type can be exhausting given that she's always putting on a show. Whether you're with friends, family, or even just the dog, she always has to be the center of everyone's attention. In order to accomplish this, she may use one or many of the following techniques: Talking excessively loud, wildly gesturing, telling unbelievable stories just to capture everyone's attention, or wearing extremely provocative outfits. Just listening to these type of girls are making gauge my eyeballs out so just be sure that you can handle it before you get involved.

Miss Chatterbox:

She's the type that chatters incessantly about every topic that crosses her mind, no matter how mundane or unimportant it may be. One of her favorite topic of conversation is herself . If you manage to make it through two hours of listening to her talk about the new shoes she wants to buy or how she tool only thirty minutes to shower, you are prepared to survive anything

That Bitch:

She may be all sweet and sugar with you but when it comes to other females, especially your close female friends, she's anything but nice behind your back.

The Party Girl:

She's practically been living in bars and clubs since she hit the legal drinking age. If you aren't much of a party guy yourself, this can cause some problems down the road. If not, you better be prepared to deal with the side effects of her lifestyle. Party girls can make poor choices while intoxicated which can devastate even the strongest relationships. Imagine a girl you're dating gets all prettied up, and spends a night on the town with some friends. She may dress provocatively and will be in places filled with hungry and horny men. Adding alcohol into the equation only makes things worse. Do you really want to deal with the possibility of your girlfriend making poor choices every single weekend? If you can't keep up with her lifestyle, it's best to just pass her up.

The Princess:

She is one high maintenance chick. If she breaks a nail, she expects you to drop everything you're doing to drive her to the nail salon immediately. There's no way she'll go to the pub to have a beer and watch the game; only the trendiest venues will do. Her daddy always told her she was a princess and she expects to be treated like one. Not only will she constantly keep you busy taking care of her every need, the Princess can also cost you a pretty penny. Although she's not necessarily after your money like the Gold Digger, she has expensive taste, and expects you to shower her with nice things and take her out to posh places on a regular basis. Would you rather lose the girl or your wallet?

Of course, it's not all black and white. Keep in mind that many women may show some traits from more than one category listed above and still be great girlfriend material. You should simply watch out for the types of women that take things to the extreme and make you miserable. It all comes down to this: If you're unhappy more often than satisfied in your relationship, it's time to hit the road, boys.

Disclaimer; This is a spin-off from my previous post. Its similar but not the same.

Cheers! x

If you're a guy, which one are you?

The Unicorn: 
The Unicorn is the mythical embodiment of perfection. He’s the God that walks amongst mere mortals. He has it all. Perfect in every way and right now, he even has the girlfriend that everyone wishes they had their hands on.

The Bad Boy: 
I love to hate him. One of the reasons why I hate him is because, well, he's bad. He picks on all the little guys and he’s trouble, nothing except trouble. But, damn does he look good. I’m going to hide the little part of me that gets giddy when I watch him play behind a wall of hatred, because Mama always told me to watch out for the bad boys.

The Boy Next Door: 
Plain and simple, that is your next door neighbor. Whether you love them or hate them, you live next to them and they’re always around.He seems harmless in a cute and endearing way. I definitely see a friendship sparking between us. It may even turn into a full-blown love affair. We’ll see, I’m definitely keeping my eye on him though.

The Guy You Lost Your Virginity To:
He’s a good guy. He’s sweet and cute. He’s the underdog. Most girls wouldn’t even give him the time of day. He got bullied and threatened a lot last year, but he kept fighting back. You will always pull for him and wish him the best because he is a special guy. You do care about him, mainly because you lost your virginity to him and you two share a special bond. Is there a part of you that wishes that maybe you would have given it up to someone a little more special? Yes, probably a little. Although you'll feel terrible for saying that because he was so good to you and he was the perfect guy to give you the experience you needed. But all good things come to an end and it’s time for you to move on to bigger, better things. Watch, he’s going to grow up to become that super famous and hot actor, or win the World Cup four years in a row.

The Party Guys:
These guys are the fraternities on campus. They throw a good party and they know how to have a good time. I’m usually pretty entertained by them. I don’t have any real interest in them. I just use them for the cheap thrill of a good party.

The Class Clown: 
I don’t know exactly what it is it, but it’s hard for me to take them seriously. They’re just around for a few laughs.

The Nice Guy: 
He’s a good guy. He works hard, has a nice personality, and isn’t bad looking either. He’s an all around likable dude with fantastic hair. He's always there when you need him, with a shoulder to cry on or just to have a heart to heart talk. But most of the time, they end up in the Friendzone. Or, if you're lucky, maybe not.

The Friend with Benefits:
Yeah, you look good. You’re not looking for a commitment? Neither am I. Oh? You want to show me a good time? Well, I’m not that type of girl. You are hot though and you do have a great body. Oh, you’re funny, smart, and sexy too? You’d like to take me to out? Well, I guess we can go out once and see what happens. We had a blast and now I’m hooked. Since we have no real attachment other than a good time, I’ll enjoy the fun until I find something better.

The ‘Oh My Gosh He Got So Hot Over the Summer’ Guy: 
He showed up to driving a brand new BMW and he had to have gotten a personal trainer because, goodness, did he buff up. It looks  like someone went to fat camp, buffed up, got a flashy new wardrobe, and has a new group of cool friends that came out of nowhere.

The Fresh Meat: 
He just moved to town and you can’t decide if you love him or hate him. Since he’s new he tried out for the team and made it. Some people are excited about the fresh talent and others are super pissed because him making the team means someone that you like is no longer on the team.

The Disappointment: 
He flirts with you for months and you’re incredibly into him. He’s charming and flashy for a while and when Spring Formal comes around, he asks you to go with him. Because you are so excited about it you decide to buy a new dress just for the occasion, even though you already have a dress you can wear. The night of Spring Formal comes around and homeboy shows up to get you reeking of cheap whiskey. He comes inside to use your bathroom, starts throwing up, and passes out. Night over before it even got started. He wasn’t all that he was cracked up to be. Unfortunately the dress is non-refundable and now you’re stuck with the painful memory of what could have been hanging in your closet.

The Hot Guy with No Brains:
In high school he skated by. He’s hot, but he is dumber than a stack of bricks. The only reason he got into college was because his Daddy paid the school a lot of money for him to get accepted. He’s fun to party with and he shows you a good time. How far will that go? Without a brain you’ll never go anywhere.

The Quiet Guy: 
That is the guy who shows up to some of the parties but never really says anything to anyone. You often forget he’s even there. He stays out of the way and waits for his moment to shine.

Your Friend’s Boyfriend:
He’s always around and he’s not a bad guy. Sometimes he makes mistakes and disappoints her, but all in all, he makes her happy and that’s all that matters.

The One That Transferred: 
He was around for a while, but never quite got the hang of things. He struggled during his time there and eventually Mom and Pops decided that there was a better place for him to go. So they yanked him right out of there with very little warning. The ones he was close to will miss him dearly and the ones that never got the chance to get to know him will hardly notice his absence. Sure, next year his name will come up, but after time he will be nothing but a distant memory.

The Wallflower:
He's a loner and a seemingly shy guy who no one really knows. Often one of the most interesting guys if one actually talks to them.

The Snob: 
He’s a little bit abrasive and he thinks he’s God’s gift to the world. They have a good loyal group of friends and they aren’t that welcoming to anyone else. If you mess with him, his friends will show no mercy when letting you have it.

The Independents: 
These are the guys that are just there. They satisfy the needs of different girls for different reasons. You’ll be nice and wave your fingers and say “hi” whenever you see them, but that’s about it.

The One True Love: 
That is the guy that is marriage material. He can do no wrong in your eyes. You will stand by his side no matter what. If he’s sick, you’ll be there for him as he gets healthy again. Even if he’s not successful, you’ll proudly be on his arm letting everyone know that he’s still your man. He’s been there for you through thick and thin and will never leave your side. With every relationship there is some disappointment and hard times, but he always finds a way to make it up to you and you still love him. You two are a match made in Heaven.

What if I fall in love with my Friend with Benefits? What if The Nice Guy doesn’t finish last? What if The Guy I Lost My Virginity To puts a ring on it? What if The Boy Next Door turns out to be the man of my dreams? What if one of The Party Boys shows that there’s more to him than being able to throw a good party? These are all questions that only time will tell. Until then, I’m going to let loose, have a good time, and enjoy the ride.

Disclaimer; I am not referring to anyone specifically. Also, it is all written based on my point of view and not experience nor has it happen to me. And I know it is more to the American side but I guess that's because I read too many of that kind of books.

Cheers! x